barack-obottm:

i’ve been drinking, i’ve been drinking

barack-obottm:

i’ve been drinking, i’ve been drinking

(Source: ballesprofondes, via camel-eyelashes)

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

(via camel-eyelashes)

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

(Source: yungterra, via chris-cross95)

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

(Source: epiphanyvisuals, via uckly)

toctoc-entupuerta:

fuck yo,  puto

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via camel-eyelashes)

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

(Source: daniels-gillies, via lostxandxforgotten)

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(Source: lolgifs.net, via camel-eyelashes)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via camel-eyelashes)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via lostxandxforgotten)

radsturbate:

gaywarlock:

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

I feel like there’s a story here…

i was eating golden grahams at 3 am and vowed to myself to marry someone who hates golden grahams because i dont share