indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:



Best gif usage
worksforwhiskey:

No I don’t know anything about that

worksforwhiskey:

No I don’t know anything about that

(via camel-eyelashes)

gamzeemakara:

an exciting trilogy of wolves eating watermelon

(via camel-eyelashes)

sagarnaga:

how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy 

(Source: immervision, via camel-eyelashes)

ohsicksadworld:

love poem for myself / collection of things i’m working towards believing, part 1. i made this for my comics project! sorry the scan quality isn’t so great.- freakypup

(Source: tweecore, via raccooner)

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(Source: thenameshiccup, via dannymdevito)

bekind2plantsxxx:

oh my god

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via dannymdevito)

lamapalooza:

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

(Source: lamapalooza, via dannymdevito)

piksies:

 true
wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame, via dannymdevito)

cj-sewers:

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.


You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

(Source: sailorp00n, via svvssy)